Thursday, December 31, 2009
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Monday, December 14, 2009
Holiday Hams
Holiday DP! The Holiday Ham was a big success thanks to Ben taking a half day to cook all 20lbs of it! What a fantastic night, overflowing with mulled wine, new iphone apps, jokes, confessions of high ponytail love and...of course a full serving of laughter. I am officially in love with this holiday season.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Trader's Point Creamery: Christmas at the Farm
Monday, December 7, 2009
Dear Diary....
"Dear Reader, There are three reasons why most people, although they have tried, won't keep a diary:
- Not every day is very eventful.
- It actually takes a lot of discipline.
(regarding 1 even more so). - In retrospect, many find what they have written quite embarrassing.-
Good luck, and thank you for your time. It's all yours."
-Philipp Keel
DATE: ____
Your day was : (choose only one)
( ) a good time , ( ) show time , ( ) a cold shower
Explain Why: _____
Instant gratification:
a. ripping up paper and throwing it into the basket
b. a vacant elevator standing by, going your way
c. slamming someone elses car door
d. sneezing
Your anger is quite something : ( ) Yes , ( ) No
A very naive thought: ________________
Friday, December 4, 2009
Fantastic Friday at Studio 2000
Once a year, Studio 2000 Salon host their Fantastic Friday event where you can score some REALLY great discounts. They offer a up to a 22% discount (when you roll the dice at check-out) for all products but the real deal is the 20% off on gift certificates.
This is how it works: Today only you can buy a gift certificate for $100 and only pay $80. Nice, huh?
The gift certificate discount is the perfect way to get a deal on a gift OR if you need a hair cut, massage, mani-pedi, you can grab a gift certificate now and get your services for a reduced price later!
Bonus: There are light appetizers and wine while you peruse their great stock of salon and spa products!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Winter Chills & Thrills
Happy Holidays!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Turkey Grillin'
November 21 (this Saturday!!)- Sullivan Hardware & Garden Turkey Fest!! FREE EVENT- hosted at Sullivan Hardware & Garden off Keystone and 71st from 9-3pm. There will be grills of all different kinds fired up, grilling turkeys! Go try some great holiday dishes and gather some new ideas for the holidays!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Keep Calm and Carry On
Zest Wine Tasting Event
It's $15/person and no reservations needed!
Show up and enjoy the always fantastic wines and the yummy treats that will be provided!
This month's menu is Bleu Cheese Fondue with Pears & Granny Smith Apples; Grilled Asparagus with Lemon Aioli; Edamame Hummus with Crudites & Our Seeded Flatbreads; Chicken Pops with Tomato Ragu & Crazy Mixed Nut Brittle.
Zest! Exciting Food Creations1134 East 54th Street, Studio HIndianapolis, IN 46240
Friday, November 6, 2009
happy holidays!
Our Fully Prepared Holiday Meal
Holiday Coffees & TFM Eggnog
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Three Fashion Rules Made to Be Broken
I am admittedly a rule follower. Call me vanilla, but I like structure and order. However, as summer has turned to fall (and fall will quickly be turning to winter), I'm reminded that there are a few seasonal fashion rules that I just love to break. Let the rebellion begin...
1. Never where black and brown together
I'm sure some of your are saying to yourself, "Seriously? That's a rule? 'Been breakin' it for years." Well just pat yourself on the back then and move along to number two. But for some of us, it's taken months, nah, years to retrain our minds and accept that brown and black are completely mixable and fabulous. For instance, today I'm sporting black dress pants, a shiny/skinny brown belt from J. Crew, a long gold necklace with blue beads and a gray turtleneck (told ya I was vanilla). Classic, but chic with my black booties from H&M.
2. Don't wear white after Labor Day
I think I can safely say that this rule has been abandoned for some time, but I just want to emphasis HOW ludicrous it is. For instance, winter whites were all the rage last year and I'm hoping they'll still be in come December '09. Pair a long, white dress coat with bright gloves and a beret for a distinctly girly, French look. Magnifique!
3. Socks with sandals are a major NO
This is a new fashion rule on the outs that I have still yet to break, but have every intention to once I find the perfect heels - ala Krystal from ThisTimeTomorrow. Krystal, who is the author of one of my fav fashion blogs, masterfully displays the art of wearing socks with sandals, and isn't afraid to mix her blacks and browns. This might be a step out of your comfort zone, but be confident! Pull it off with a funky, hipster look like Krystal or go for a sweeter look pairing your kicks and socks with a 50's style day dress.
Viva la revolucion!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Calling all taste testers....
Chef JJ and Chef Jenna are preparing new recipe's and want your input!
National Breadstick Day!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
I don't bake, but.....
I don't bake, but when i tried the Starbuck's pumpkin spice latte (yes...i realize i am about 5 years behind everyone else in tasting this delish fall treat) I thought: Hey, this would be fantastic as something more substantial...like a cookie! (I prefer to eat rather than drink my calories). So I threw on my favorite fall tunes, mainly a little Ray Lamontagne and got crazy.
Here is a recipe for Pumpkin Woopie Cakes (cookie sammies)
4 whole Eggs
1-¼ cup Vegetable Oil
1-½ cup Sugar
1 can Pumpkin (15 Oz.)(not pumpkin pie filling)
3 cups Flour
2 teaspoons Baking Powder
2 teaspoons Baking Soda
1 teaspoon Salt
3-½ teaspoons Cinnamon
1 package Cream Cheese Softened (8 Oz.)
½ cups Butter, Softened
1 teaspoon Vanilla
1 Tablespoon Milk
4 cups To 5 Cups Confectioner's Sugar
First heat the oven to 375°F. Mix together the eggs, oil, pumpkin and sugar until smooth. Then add the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt and cinnamon and stir until smooth - this takes some muscle and probably counts as a workout. Butter up a baking sheet and plop them down by the spoonful...this will make a lot of cookies so make sure to have space to let them cool (I got a 3 level cooling rack at target for like $5 and it saved my kitchen). Bake for 9-10 Min.
Now for the frosting mix the butter and cream cheese (it really helps if these are both soft) using a hand mixer. Add the vanilla, milk and the confectioners sugar. (note: this frosting tastes like magic). Spread the frosting on one cookie and plop another one on top. Make sure to store these in the fridge because of the cream cheese!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Via Ready Brew- Taste Challenge
Score a free coffee this weekend (Oct 2-5) at Starbucks. Take the taste challenge to see if you can differentiate between their new instant "Via Ready Brew" on the go packets and their freshly brewed joe.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Beans! Fall food! Sausages!
I recently read an article about cooking like Italian peasants that included a recipe for cannellini beans with garlic and sage that works as a meal one night, and leftovers can be used to make quite a few different dishes for nights two or three. I love leftovers!
And then, tragedy struck: The grocery store I was at didn't have dried cannellini beans. They did, however, have dried great northern beans, which are smaller. And then I decided that I had an extra 30 minutes on my hands, so why-not-pack-some-beans-for-lunch-and-skip-to-making-leftover-recipes? Bastardization of recipes coming up!
The beans: Step one!
What you need:
One pound of dried great northern beans
Seven cups of cold water
What you do:
Empty your beans into a bigass bowl
Pour cold water over beans in bigass bowl
Let them sit overnight. Or do this in the morning and let them soak while you're at work all day.
The beans: Step two!
What you need:
Eight cups of room-temperature water
One large head of garlic, unpeeled, 1/2 inch trimmed off at the top to expose cloves
One big sprig of fresh sage
One tablespoon olive oil
One teaspoon whole black peppercorns
The aforementioned beans, drained
What you do:
Put everything in a big pot over medium-high heat
When it starts to boil, reduce heat to medium-low
If your water level starts getting low, add more. Make sure the beans are covered with water.
Simmer for about an hour, total. I took mine off the heat after about 50 minutes because they started getting pretty soft. If you're using cannellini beans, you'll need to simmer about 90 minutes.
Let them cool in the water for about 30 minutes
Drain water into the same bigass bowl you used to soak the beans in and reserve the cooking liquid
This is where peasant dish 1 ends. Feel free to stop here and eat the beans with some crusty bread, drizzled with olive oil. They're pretty damn delicious. I can't wait for lunch tomorrow.
The beans with sausages in a tomato-spinach sauce: Step one!
What you need:
Four cloves of garlic
One large sprig of sage
Four Italian chicken sausages
Three cups of cooked white northern beans from dish #1
One can of no-salt added whole tomatoes, with juice
One cup of cooking liquid from dish #1
Two tablespoons olive oil
Three handfuls of spinach
Salt and pepper, to taste
What you do:
Heat the olive oil in a big skillet
Smash the garlic
Cut up the whole tomatoes
Cook garlic until golden brown (~2 minutes)
The beans with sausages in a tomato-spinach sauce: Step two!
What you do:
Add the sausages to the skillet. Cook five minutes.
Add everything except the spinach. Put a lid on the skillet and cook 20 minutes, or until the sausages are cooked through.
Add spinach.
Let it wilt and you're done. Serve with that good ol' crusty bread. I picked up a loaf of Scholar's Inn bakehouse bread from Marsh and heated it up for about 10 minutes. Mmm-Mmm.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Fake and yummy sun-dried tomatoes!
Instead of laying your 'maters out to dry in this not-so-sunny not-so-dry weather, bake them! DISCLAIMER: This process takes a long time but is effortless and so worth it.
Step 1: Slice your tomatoes in half. If you are using anything larger than a Roma, make sure to cut them down to comparable size and take out a few seeds.
Step 2: Lay tomatoes skin down on a baking tray (I line mine with parchment paper for non-stickiness).
Step 3: Season them with a bit of olive oil, salt, pepper, and Italian spices.
Step 4: This is the long part. Set your oven at 150-200 (lowest setting possible) and leave them in there for 12-14 hours. I start mine in the evening and let them go through the night.
Step 5: Wake up to beautiful and tasty "sun-dried" tomatoes!
BONUS: They can be kept frozen for up to six months!!
Monday, September 21, 2009
you scream, ice cream! i love free s c r e a m!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Taste Casting
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
A chicken by any other name would taste as good
Mama's Chicken. Lemon Chicken. Engagement Chicken. This particular recipe has a lot of alternative names, but because it's so tender, juicy, flavorful, simple and never fails to impress my guests all at the same time, I just call it The Best Roast Chicken Of All Time - because it truly is.
WARNING: It's an old wives tale that if you make this dish for your BF he will be so overcome by your feminine powers, that he will propose within the next month - hence the name Engagement Chicken. I do not believe this, but those who are superstitious (or just believe in the power of good home cookin') should serve with caution. Here's the potion...I mean, recipe...
One whole chicken cleaned out (or if you'd like to make less, get some chicken pieces with the bone in, like thighs)
1-2 lemons, quartered
2-3 Tablespoons olive oil or melted butter
Good salt and pepper
1 yellow onion, quartered with layers pulled apart
Red potatoes, halved or quartered, depending upon size
Squash or other hearty veggie, chunked (optional)
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. In a large roasting pan, toss onions, potatoes and other veggies with olive oil, salt and pepper. Arrange onions in the middle, and potatoes/other veggies around the outside. Season inside and outside of chicken well with salt and pepper. Stuff as many of the lemon quarters as will fit inside the chicken. Place the chicken (breast side up) on top of the onions, with the potatoes and other veggies framing it around the outside. Brush the entire chicken with lots of olive oil or melted butter. Add additional seasoning if desired. I also like to throw a few extra lemon quarters alongside the veggies.
Roast for 1 1/4 - 1 1/2 hours, or until juices run clear. Make sure you wait until your guest(s) have arrived to take out the roast as it's quite impressive when it all comes out of the oven, all golden brown and smelling delicious. Allow the bird to rest for a few minutes before carving so that the juices redistribute and keep the meat moist. Squeeze the hot lemons on top of the chicken and veggies. Serve with fresh asparagus or green beans, white wine and crusty bread for soppin' up the good stuff! Just make sure he's willing to do the dishes before taking a knee.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Help yourself to some salad.
Combine: (works best to do this in a jar or something you can close tightly and shake up at the end)
2 Tablespoons of white wine vinegar
1/2 Cup of extra virgin olive oil
1 clove of garlic, minced (ok honestly it calls for 4 but I think this much would actually burn my tongue...and I love garlic)
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
salt and pepper to taste (kind of unnecessary)
1 teaspoon oregano
2 teaspoons of lemon juice (I also added some zest last night and it was delish)
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Cas puts on her foodie cap
For one thing: Neal Brown is opening up a pizza joint: Pizzology. I should've shouted this one from the proverbial rooftops the second I caught wind of it, but frankly...ehhh, I have no excuses. Sorry. I really don't want to talk about it, I just want to stick it in my mouth. (That's what she said.) I've seen the tweets, heard the murmurs on other blogs, etc., and I'm trying to be patient, but damn it, Neal! Hurry!
If the pizza is even 1/10,032 as good as the food at L'Explorateur, I'm doomed. We all are. I will be a mammoth, more than willing to pack on the pounds. Check out Neal's tweets about the new digs on Twitter @pizzology
Other notable comings-abouts:
Upland Brewery is opening up an Indy location. An odd Indy location: Uptown Business Center at the corner of 49th and College. Right near...uh, that chicken wings place. From a few visits to their B-town home, I can attest to Upland's burgers being good about 50 percent of the time and their coconut tofu salad being exactly what a coconut tofu salad should be. Good ambiance, though. I hope they carry that through to their weird-ass location.
Good Morning Mama's is going to open...eventually. No new news presents itself as I stare lustfully at that ridiculously painted exterior. If the exterior paint job doesn't get you moving in the morning, you have obviously never stared at 80's jazzercise videos or old Sesame Street clips while hallucinating. Ahem. An old Indy Star article claims the extension of Mama Carolla's was set to open in July. It's September.
Nicole-Taylor's Pasta & Market is amazing. So far @josephjames and I have obsessed over the following pastas: Spinach, lemon-pepper, chipolte, curry and red pepper. The curry went well with a bastardized version of the curry dish I posted here a while back. They also had a real winner with the watermelon salsa they had available a few weeks ago.
I'm hooked. I am a certifiable junkie for anything that comes out of this spot. Located, conveniently, a few hops down from Locally Grown Gardens at 54th and the Monon. (Look for the yellow painted segment of the strip mall-ish building.) Special note: They also make gluten-free pastas.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
30K Profile: The Queen
Just like all the other 30km's we asked him a few questions. Here is his response.
My motto is: Smile more.
Childhood ambition: I wanted to be an action hero. . .like in the movies. . .but real. . .
Favortie cocktail: Cranberry + Vodka = Cape Cod
Favorite place to grab a cocktail: On the couch.
Cheap eats: A Super Chicken Burrito, with no lettuce, tomato, or cheese from La Bamba. . .7 bucks for 2.5 pounds of food. . .pa pow.
Cheap thrill: When the squad be chillin', that shit be thrillin', cheddar be damned.
Favorite thing about Indy in the summer: The outdoors.
Fav type of music: Impossible. . .but. . .Top 5 recording artists (in no particular order): Guster, Kings of Leon, Atmosphere, The Black Keys, and Phil Collins.
Looking forward to this summer: I certainly am. Teammates, cocktails, snoogs, the Indians, the outside, all of it.
On my days off you’ll find me: Or will you?. . . . . . . .
You might be surprised to know: I hate spiders. Hate them. Watch, I'm'a punch a spider in it's head!!!!
Favorite websites: facebook.com, YouTube.com, ButtholesScareMe.com
Best advice anyone has given me: Be whatever you want, but be happy.
Favorite party memory: I can't answer that. . .but know that I'm smilin' just thinkin' about it. . .
Favorite way to be green: Don't really have a favorite. I just do whatever Ben tells me to do. . .
Favorite weekend morning spot after a night of parties: On the couch (I'm into couches.) and/or Biscuits.
Thirtythousanddollarmillionaire is: Something you should make yourself aware of. . .
DPs make me feel: Like I'm an integral part of the designing, manufacturing, packaging, and mass distribution of cool. You know you feel it, too. . .
Favorite recipe: Aunt Becky's Mac 'n' Cheez
And that's a booyah.
Monday, August 31, 2009
healthy fried rice? yes, please.
What you need :
1 3/4c. Brown Rice ( I like the 90second microwaveable Uncle Ben's Whole Grain Ready Rice)- i used the whole package , make sure it's precooked before you add it in.
1 red pepper, diced
1 1/2 c. precooked chicken
1/2 cup of chopped green onions (scallions)
1/2 cup diced onions (i prefer the white onion)
1 large egg
2 tbsp Low sodium Soy Sauce
1 tsp olive oil
Make it:
Heat oil in a nonstick skillet. Add onion and red pepper and saute until the onion softens (approx 3 min). Add the egg stirring frequently and quickly until the egg firms up (approx 2 min). Add the soy sauce, chicken, rice (should already be cooked!), scallions, and if you want..hot sauce to taste. Stir and cook about 3 more minutes until well blended!
makes 2-3 servings. per serving: 413 calories, 9g fat (1.4sat fat), 49g carbs, 5 g fiber, 33 g protein.
some like it H O T
Friday, August 28, 2009
RECIPE: Summer Qiunoa
Looking for a quick and easy dish to help you hang on to the last few weeks of summer? Try this quinoa recipe!
You might be asking, "What the hell is quinoa to begin with?". Well, since you asked- Quinoa (Kee-no-uh) originated in South America back around some odd 6,000 years ago. The Incas actually believed the crops to be sacred, calling them "chisaya mama" or for those of us that don't speak Incan, "Mother of al Grains". They treated it so much like a diety, that when the Spanish Conquistadors showed up they actually forbid the indigenous people to grow quinoa and switch their crops to corn instead. Talk about being a little xenophobic. I mean, who is afraid of a type of grain? Really? Anyways, quinoa is chuck full of protein (12-18%) and unlike wheat or rice it contains a balanced amount of amino acids.
Now that you know all you ever wanted to know about quinoa and more, here's a way to fix it for all your fabulous 30km friends!
Ingredients:
1 Cup quinoa (Good Earth has the best price in their bulk section, remember to buy local!)
1 1/2 Cups water
2 Tbsp Olive oil
1/2 herb of your choice (I like to use basil or cilantro)
Any assortment of fresh or frozen veggies of your choice ( Usually throw in a cup of corn, red onion, peas, carrotts and tomatoes)
Directions:
Throw your quinoa and water into a covered pot and bring to a boil. As soon as the water starts boiling, turn your heat to low for 20 minutes. Don't take the lid off until its done (I always have a hard time with this step, but it's worth it). Your quinoa will end up the consistency of couscous.
Put your quinoa in a plastic bowl and put it in the fridge until it cools (or freezer for a quick chill). Once it has cooled down, add the veggies, herbs, seasonings, salt, and pepper. Stir. Done.
Enjoy!
Monday, August 24, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
"What I Wore" is wearing me out!
Thousandaire fashionistas -
I recently discovered this blog called "What I Wore," written by fellow Hoosier Jessica Schroeder. This girl has style for days and is also faithful about updating the blog, so there's always a dose of daily inspiration.
The blog is exactly what it sounds like - pics and descriptions of what she has worn. She does a fabulous job of mixing new, old, thrifted and gifted items to create a truly interesting and unique style. Check it out for some fresh new ideas.
I'm also lusting after her new chin-length bob - sups chic!
Monday, August 3, 2009
Devour the Summer
Rev up your August appetite and prepare your taste buds for Devour Downtown summer style. August 10-23, 35 of our favorite restaurants are participating including Barcelona, Scotty's Brewhouse and Santorini Greek Kitchen. Some of our city's pricier restaurants are even dishing out the deals for this foodie affair. Be sure to make reservations!
And then there was pie. Glorious pie.
Do your inner sweet tooth a favor: Get dessert. Do your waist line a favor: Park far away.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Saffron: New Indy Restaurant Review
Thursday, July 16, 2009
30k Profiles: Matthew
This week we feature our good old 30k buddy Matthew Connolly! You can find this 'Ripple dweller out, about, and ALWAYS having a good time!
My motto is: Go big or go home!
Childhood ambition: To be in Weird Al Yankovic's Band
Favortie cocktail: Seven & Seven
Favorite place to grab a cocktail: The patio at Plumps
Cheap eats: Breakfast Burrito from Qudoba
Cheap thrill: Getting unknown Nexflix movies in the mail
Favorite thing about Indy in the summer: Indians baseball games and outside concerts
Fav type of music: Rock N' Roll - The Hives, Eagles of Death Metal, The Black Keys, and Minus the Bear
Looking forward to this summer: The fourth of July and a healthy B.Y.P. on a regular basis
On my days off you’ll find me: grilling out and drinking some serious Mexican beer
You might be surprised to know: I played the trumpet in 5th grade
Best advice anyone has given me: "Don't put that in your mouth!"
Favorite party memory: The last thing I remember is walking downstairs into The Casba.....
Favorite way to be green: Using Ben's backyard as my toilet instead of his house
Favorite weekend morning spot after a night of parties: Waking up on someone's couch with my pants off wondering why Ryan is always sleeping on the floor
Thirtythousanddollarmillionair
DPs make me feel: like I should be writing this all down for that TV show
Monday, July 6, 2009
shrockalicious
My motto is: All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.
Childhood ambition: To be a Marine Biologist. Until my parents took me snorkeling and I figured out that I get viciously sea-sick. Bummer.
Favorite cocktail: Dirty Martini. Classic with a hint of briney goodness. Plus, it is like a drink and a snack with those olives. Which is also why Bloody Marys are a close second.
Favorite place to grab a cocktail: The Wellington. Although they are generally known for their beer collection, they make a mean cocktail!
Cheap eats: Indian Buffets. Take Shalimar in Broadripple for instance. There you can get an all-you-can-eat taste of the staples in Indian cuisine that make you koo-koo for curry. Apps, entree's, side dishes, breads, and desserts are all included for around 8 bucks!
Cheap thrill:Sitting on our porch balcony with a beer, smoking our hookah with everyone at sunset.
Favorite thing about Indy in the summer: Dining al fresco with friends. Plus, everything is so green and walkable/ride-able! Gotta love it.
Fav type of music: Crooners like Tony Bennett always be my favorite. And there is something about Reggae that will always make my heart stir. And l really love bluegrass....This question is too hard, I quit.
Looking forward to this summer:Festivals! The Middle-Eastern festival is by far my favorite. St. Joan's French Market is great too!
On my days off you’ll find me: In our yard. I've recently planted an herb garden and some annuals. Next, I'll be working on a small kitchen garden...artichokes, cherry tomatoes, and more!
You might be surprised to know: I hate compound words using "meat".
Favorite websites: greenissexy.org, cakewrecks.blogspot.com, naturalhealthmag.com
Best advice anyone has given me: Be kind to everyone, no matter who, no matter what. (A life lesson inspired by my dad, who I still really do think moonlights as Superman)
Favorite party memory: The creation of the Gin and Tonic Ninja.
Favorite way to be green: Kitchen garden= No grocery store needed= less emissions to drive there= free and sustainable
Thirtythousanddollarmillionaire is: the bees knees. And what we all kept saying we should do, then we did it. And I love that.
DPs make me feel: Like a million dollars. And lucky to have so many great friends to share them with!Favorite recipe: Tortilla EspaƱa ( ultimate comfort food)
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Map My Run
This site is definitely worth checking out. The best part is- the site is free!
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Procrastination pretzels: For all your "Oh, hey, I think I'll just bake something instead" moments.
I currently have several things I need to do, but instead, I'm going to take you through my 12-step process...
I figure, if some people are willing to go through 12 whole steps for alcohol or drug treatment, other people should be perfectly willing to go through 12 steps to make homemade soft pretzel rolls. And these 12 steps won't have you confessing your transgressions to a room full of strangers. The coffee's better, too.
You can use this recipe to make a classic soft pretzel, but I like pretzel rolls so I can dunk them in hot cheese or some spicy German mustard or use them as sandwich material.
Procrastination Pretzels.
Step one: Gather your ingredients
For the dough:
- 1 1/2 c. warm water
- 1 tbsp. sugar
- 2 tsp. kosher salt
- 1 package of dry yeast
- 4 tbsp. unsalted butter, melted and cooled
- 4 1/3 c. of flour (roughly. The recipe I based this off of used weights. I happen to have a scale around the house from Joey's beer brewing, so that was easy enough, but since it's not exactly the most normal thing to have sitting around the house...I measured it, too, to post here.)
- Olive oil, to coat surfaces
- 10 c. water
- 2/3 c. baking soda
- 1 egg yolk
- 1 1/2 tsp. water
- more kosher salt to sprinkle on top, if desired
- Parchment paper
- Baking sheet
- Stand mixer. Easily replaced by a lot of patience
- Pastry brush. Replaced by fingers, etc.
Mix the 1 1/2 c. of warm water, salt and sugar in a mixing bowl. Sprinkle the yeast on top and wait about 4 minutes for everything to get foamy. Then add the melted butter and flour.
Step 3: Want it, knead it, have to have it
Mix everything until well combined. If you're using a stand mixer, the dough hook is clutch. A few minutes on low will combine everything. Then, once it's combined, knead another 9 minutes or so, or, if you're using the stand mixer, mix it on medium for about 5 minutes. You should have a dough ball that doesn't stick to the sides of the mixing bowl (if you're using it), but does stick to the bottom of the bowl a bit.
Step 4: Transition
Pop the dough ball out of the mixing bowl, and/or leave it where you were kneading it for a hot second. Clean out the bowl and oil it down with just enough olive oil--you want the surfaces to be slippery, but not a total grease pit. You can also use Pam or some other cooking spray if you prefer. Pop the dough back in the oiled bowl.
Step 5: Let the yeast have a few private moments
Cover with plastic wrap and a towel and let it rise for about an hour.
Step 6: Get a rolling boil
When about 50 minutes had past, I started prepping the water to boil the pretzels in. Just combine 10 c. water and 2/3 c. baking soda and wait for it to boil. Stir occasionally. I did this under a lower heat, so it wouldn't go boiling all over the place.
I also used this time to start my oven. Pre-heat to 450 degrees.
Step 7: Fetch your dough. Shape it.
By the time an hour has passed, your dough should have doubled in size. Glorious! Pop it out of the bowl and onto a non-stick work surface (I used wax paper that I'd drizzled with olive oil and smeared around with a paper towel).
If you're making classic pretzels, divide the dough into 8 little dough balls, (Heh. Balls.) and roll each one out (using your hands. Olive oil on hands works wonders to avoid sticking.) to about 2 feet. Then do that snazzy pretzel twist.
If you're making rolls, divide the dough into about 10 little balls, (Heh. Balls) and roll them into shorter, fatter ropes (aim for, oh, the thickness of a bagel) and make a loop (like, oh, a bagel). Keep them on an oiled surface for the time being.
Step 8: Drop it into boiling water. Make a small mess.
Okay, I have no pictures from this step. I blame this on my lack of a giant slotted spoon. I used a common plastic spatula to transport my dough balls into the boiling water and back out. It was kind of a mess, what with all the draining of water from between the spatula and the pretzel and whatnot.
All you need to do is drop each pretzel into the boiling water, leave it for about 30-40 seconds, and fetch it out. Put it back on your well-oiled surface. When all the pretzels/pretzel rolls have had a good bath, transfer them onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper that's been (yet again) well-oiled (or Pammed). (I used foil instead of parchment paper. Mistake. It's not as easy to pop them off the foil once they've baked.)
Step 9: Get golden, girls
Beat the egg yolk with the 1 1/2 tsp. of water. Use a pastry brush to glaze each pretzel. Then sprinkle more kosher salt on top, if you're feeling sassy.
Step 10: Into the wild oven
Your oven should be a rockin' 450 by now, so pop your pretzels in. Set a timer for 13 minutes (give or take a minute or 2) and let the good times roll. I had my entire kitchen cleaned up by the time these were out of the oven--definitly not a messy treat to make.
Note: I made 8 rolls in different sizes. Next time I'll make 10 smaller ones. Better overall texture.
Remove the pretzels from the oven. Let 'em rest for a minute, then get them off the baking sheet and onto a towel/cooling rack/whatever.
Step 12: Get your glutton on!
As soon as they're at an edible/non-tongue burning temperature, eat! Best kind of end to 12 steps.